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1. (Load) (895↑, 143↓)
A huge overdue amount of cum that weighs down your balls and makes them ache blue

(In the pool)Baby no one can see us in the water. Rub your little bikini ass on my dick so I can blow this load..

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2. (load) (530↑, 95↓)
1. semen 2. cum 3. love juice 4. jizz 5. a slut's toothpaste

"after I blew my nuts all over cassie, she blew me again and I thanked her by blowing my load all over her again"

3. (Load) (316↑, 95↓)
a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

4. (load) (226↑, 72↓)
n. the total amount of sperm ejaculated in one orgasm.

Just as Tyrone arched his back prepatory to cumming, Brie Ann deepthroated his dick causing his seed to be propelled directly into her stomach. After it was all over, she kissed him with no salty aftertaste or cum odor on her breath.

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5. (load) (240↑, 101↓)
jizz

Ohh man i just blew my load in your mom's mouth.

6. (Load) (161↑, 57↓)
Jizz, ejaculate, cum

You are one LOAD your mother should have swallowed\!\!\!

7. (load) (104↑, 40↓)
A portion of man juice.

He blew his load right into my face.

8. (load) (53↑, 11↓)
The amount of semen expelled during one male ejaculation.

So I was having sex with Cassie the other day, she said she wouldn't mind if I blew my load on her face, so I did, and goddamn, I think it was the biggest load I ever dropped\! She looked so beautiful with all that hot goo all over her pretty face\! I can't wait to do it again\!

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9. (load) (46↑, 15↓)
1. A large amount of something. Often combined with an expletive or a noun representing a container of some sort. 2. An intentional fabrication, short for "A load of bull." 3. The amount of semen ejaculated in a single orgasm. 4. The amount of feces excreted in one trip to the toilet.

1. That's a boatload of money\! 2. That kid claims he has an IQ of 322. What a load. 3. I shot my load all over her face. 4. Man, that's a load off\!

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10. (Load) (40↑, 21↓)
Man fluid; semen; jizz; the good stuff

Scottie Dolan shot a load all over Jeffs face when he heard the new nsync song.

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11. (load) (35↑, 25↓)
A huge overdue amount of cum that weighs down your balls, that u need to splatter on your gf's face or pussy, or ass.

Sunny from penn. lovessssss to blow his load on pooja from florida when she gives him head.

12. (Load) (10↑, 4↓)
(Adj) describing of something untrue or impossible to believe. (Deriving from that's a load of bullcrap.)

Ivan: I got straight "A"s for the semester. Erick: Hahaha\! That's a load.

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13. (load) (38↑, 36↓)
[CUM]. [GIZZ]. Useless substance stored inside the Male-Species. It can also be found in many places inside [girl]s. ([mouth]s, [ass], [pussy])

I just [blew] my [LOAD] inside [dat] [girl].

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14. (load) (0↑, 0↓)
A pool of ejaculate.

"We caught a guy jerking off in here and we are sending in a guy to wipe down the loads. "

15. (Load) (42↑, 46↓)
'Hump' or useless thing/person

That Bob, he sure is a load . . .

16. (Load) (21↑, 26↓)
an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my load my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin great."

17. (load) (6↑, 12↓)
referring to someone who is unintelligent, or acting weird.

kid, stop being such a load\!

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18. (load) (21↑, 30↓)
in an electronic circuit, the component(s) that are responsible for dropping the voltage. in audio ciruits, this is usually a speaker. in other circuits, in can be a lightbulb, a household appliance, etc.

if too much current is applied, you'll blow the load.

19. (load) (23↑, 32↓)
when used as in "what a load" it is taken to mean a load of poo.

When I missed the game winning shot by a half inch, i stood there dumbfounded and muttered "what a load."

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20. (load) (13↑, 23↓)
Shit, feces, crap.

"He looks like he's carrying a load in them pants"

21. (Load) (19↑, 31↓)
Your automobile.

Man, let me take your load to the store.

22. (Load) (2↑, 15↓)
The size of a guys pecker.

John stuck his dick in Kathy down by the lake but she couldn't handle his load.

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23. (load) (12↑, 30↓)
1. a lethargic and useless individual who generally gets in the way and refuses to aid smooth and fluid progress. 2. a big fat person

I'm late because the load in front of me didn't have all of his shit ready. Move it, you freakin' load\! (said under the breath at the approach of a fat person): Jesus, what a load.

24. (load) (5↑, 26↓)
a rather overweight person

That fat girl stuffing her face over there is a real load.

25. (load) (3↑, 24↓)
Another name for the minutes or amount that one has available in their pre-paid phones. Term commonly used in the Philippines. Don't know why they call it that... They just do.

Shoot... I'm out of load. Now I can't text my ass off\!

26. (load) (2↑, 23↓)
Another name for the minutes or amount that one has available in their pre-paid phones. Term commonly used in the Philippines. Don't know why they call it that... They just do.

Shoot... I'm out of load. Now I can't text my ass off\!

27. (load) (3↑, 24↓)
Verb 1 stage of joint preperation where tobbaco and/or cannabis are placed into a rolling paper. 2. Stage of bong preperation where mix is placed into the pipe

"Hurry up and load that joint" "Load me up a bong will ya"

28. (load) (21↑, 46↓)
Metallica's sixth album. like all that came befor and after, it rocked.

\<mom\> Quit listining to that load of crap\! \<MM\> Fuck you mom\! this is no load of crap\! its a load of metallicas load

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29. (load) (29↑, 58↓)
The stuff that Metallica's album was named after.

Lars Ulrich blew his load in James Hetfield's mouth, and James swallowed it ALL.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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